The Velociraptor Creeper

Although most Mardi Gras celebrants galavant down Bourbon Street showing their prized possessions for a few China-made beads, this creeper channeled the velociraptor back from extinction for the special occasion. Notice its teeth exposed as if ready to maul its prey into shredded meat; it obviously didn't get the memo that acting like a dinosaur does not usually earn anyone beads.. although I'm sure if one had a dinosaur tattooed in a strategically placed spot on one's body, beads may be appropriately awarded.

Nonetheless, this velociraptor creeper distinguishes itself amongst the rest because it is not afraid to attack the photographed without even a slight warning or alerting roar--it's like a sucker punch for dinosaurs. Although, from this angle, one cannot see the velociraptor creeper's body, it is undoubtedly indicative of her velociraptic intentions. Her arms are raised slightly with her forearm and hand bent at the wrist in a 90-degree angle as if she's a zombie in MJ's "Thriller" video. Now, posed with a similar situation, I feel as if maybe this creeper is a dual creeper that may well also be considered a Thriller Zombie Creeper, for the grimaced expression on her face is either sheer terror or prehistoric giant. Nonetheless, the latter seems much more appropriate.

In actuality, the velociraptor creeper is one of the rarest creepers yet discovered, for this creeper can often be deadly. In this case, the photographed were luckily saved because the photographer snapped only one shot, and the velociraptor's prey disbursed before they were mauled and made into dino bites. However, had the photographer put his finger over the flash or one of the photographed decided to blink at the time of shutter, a second or third take could have led to a deadly and bloody scene. Picture takers beware! The velociraptor creeper is not simply a creeper, it is a murderer and masochist. The only means of defense is through sheer intimidation, undoubtedly achieved by the counterattack of a T-Rex creeper. Stay tuned for this one.