The Disoriented Creeper


At first glance, this creeper may be confused with the inverse creeper, however, the disoriented creeper is actually quite different than the inverse creeper. Whereas the inverse creeper acts intentionally and maliciously creepy in ruining a Kodak moment, the disoriented creeper does not act with mal-intent, yet this creeper's creepiness causes similar ruin. The disoriented creeper is, in fact, invited and welcomed into the photograph, however, becomes an identifiable, grade-A creeper when she becomes disoriented, believing she is being photographed with the group yet seeming to do nothing but foul the photograph and the moment.

The festivities of Mardi Gras have rendered her internal compass useless and disabled because, although one cannot see her face from this angle, she is, in fact, smiling and posing for the photograph but is simply lost in her creeper ways to realize she is facing the others posing for a picture. She not only believes she is being photographed as the others in her group but is also fooled into this misconception by the welcoming arm of her fellow group member; this gesture acts as a decoy to further disorient the creeper and bring her into a deeper stupor of creepiness. Whereas most creepers act alone, this creeper is actually enabled and provoked by one of the photographed. In the court of creepiness, this case may be thrown out.

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