The Inverse Creeper

The inverse creeper is quite a devious genre of creepers and is often tricky to identify. For those without a familiarity of the general creeper, might I suggest you refer to simpler creepers before embarking on the search for the inverse creeper. Normally, the creeper lingers in the background of a photograph--the polar opposite is true for the inverse creeper. The inverse creeper is still considered a member of the creeper family because he forces himself upon a photograph in which he had no place being in. The inverse creeper is distinctive in that the creeper is, in fact, the front and center of the picture, but, nonetheless, he is creeping. The visual exemplifies the inverse creeper. Note the creeper is, in fact, unwanted and intentionally invading the original Kodak moment. The girls posed ever so gracefully for their photographic memory and were succumbed to a complete encroachment of photography etiquette. Common folk have been known to duck underneath the camera's scope or wait until the photo was taken before continuing on his way--the inverse creeper will do no such thing. This creeper, forceful and inconsiderate, makes a conscious effort to invade a picture; his main thrill in life is seeking any opportunity to shine in all his creeper glory.

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