The Representin' Creeper

This genre of creepers is not quite as offensive as some others in its class. The representin' creeper exudes pride and confidence in her hometown, paying due respect to her roots. In the words of R&B songwriter, Usher, "Peace up, A-Town down." According to UrbanDictionary.com, two fingers raised up represent the hand signal for peace; two fingers pointed down represent the hand signal "A" for "A-Town." In today's instance, the representin' creeper flashes the hand signal to represent her respective neighborhood. The representin' creeper can easily be overlooked. Rather than attempting to gain full exposure to herself, she humbly relinquishes a direct shot of her face to ensure her town is properly represented. This representin' creeper may not be recognizable, but her town sure is.

Note that there are some instances in which a representin' creeper is offensive. To avoid favoring any particular organization, I opted not to provide a visual example for this detestable type of representin' creeper. The gang member turned representin' creeper is one type of creeper that must be avoided at all costs. The gang representin' creeper has forever tarnished the clean reputation of neighborhood representin' creepers everywhere. If the representin' creeper is flashing hand signals to distinguish his particular gang affiliation, the picture must be destroyed. This is one of few creepers that not only ruin a Kodak moment but actually forces the destruction of any photographic evidence. Together, we can prevent gang shanks.

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