The Point-Blank Creeper

Today, we will examine one of the simpler genres of creeper. Note that the above photograph of five beautiful ladies is being tainted by the ever-present, point-blank creeper. This case of the point-blank creeper comes in the form of a blue-striped, button-down shirt and blue jeans. The point-blank creeper is shameless, fearless and immoral. This creeper is easily identified in this instance for several reasons. First and foremost, he is caught red-eyed. The red-eyed, point-blank creeper proves not only his intentional and direct eye contact with the camera but also his self-awareness of his creeper ways. The point-blank creeper has no shame. Today's creeper intentionally and willingly forced himself upon a picture, which is often the case of any creeper. The distinction of point-blank creeper, as opposed to a general creeper, is, by definition, a creeper who not only acknowledges his presence in a picture but who, in fact, concentrates on being in the picture rather than turning away to avoid exposure. Note that the creeper's male friend directly next to the culprit is barely visible as he seemingly attempts to avoid being photographed--this distinction separates the men from the creepers.