The Bonnie and Clyde Creepers


Almost as lethal as the velociraptor creeper, the Bonnie and Clyde creepers are a husband-and-wife dynamic duo of sheer creepiness. Notice how husband eyes the jello goodness that is being injected into the photographed's mouth; at first glance, he may appear to be the envious creeper because he is undoubtedly envious that he is not on the receiving end of that jello syringe. However, at a closer glance, a trained creeper-spotting eye is able to identify this Clyde's partnering creeper, Bonnie. She can be identified by the locks of her red hair and the faint glimpse of her squinting, preying eye. Sneaky and devious, as most species of creepers, Bonnie and Clyde creepers are double the trouble.

Whether Clyde acts as the decoy while Bonnie attacks or if both plot to ambush the photographed, one can never be sure the intentions of the Bonnie and Clyde creepers but should always act with precaution in the presence of such a devious duo, for they are in direct cahoots in the master scheme of creeper plotting. They are undoubtedly a duet of creepiness exuding the exact creeper qualities that ruin any delicious cherry, liquor-laced treat.

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