The Zoolander Creeper

The Zoolander creeper is the point-blank creeper reincarnated and far more smug. His creeper ways are skillfully perfected in that he screams, "Come see how good I look," without saying a word. The Zoolander creeper is ruthlessly creepy and smug, simultaneously. This is the type of multi-tasking that leads to the type of creeping that is not deterred by an arm pose. In fact, the Zoolander creeper embraces any obstacle with grace and poise as he has the ability to strategize at a moment's notice in order to position himself in an optimal creeping position before being detected. Nonetheless, his overly confident demeanor is reflected in the pursed-lip, kissy-face, for the Zoolander creeper knows that this pose will exude his self-proclaimed distinctively perfect cheekbone structure.